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For the first long while, it's just Ticci Toby, but eventually, Break Away gets introduced.
stealthcrispies said:
✉ (drunk text)
[1:23 AM, Sunday]
> fuuuucccccckk wheres my phonee
> shhiittttttt i hav it
> fuq u masky
> CLLLLOOOOOCCCCCKKYYYYY WHEERRRREEEEEEE ARRRRRRRRREEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU I NEEDDDDD YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
> we shou ld go t o cali for nia
> leettss tripp maskie u p and fq wit hi s worrkkkkkk
[3:47 PM, Monday]
> Wha-
> What the hell hapened last night
> Where’s my hatchets
> WHERE’S MY HOODIE
anonymous said:
Toby, you're my favourite creepypasta and I was just wondering who is your favourite creepypasta besides yourself and clockwork?
"It sure as hell ain’t Masky, that’s for damn sure." Toby chuckled, then straightened up, snapping his neck to the side. " ‘Ey, maybe it’s Slender. I owe him one. Eyeless Jack is pretty okay. But Clocky and I are the best of the best."
anonymous said:
Hey Toby,I'm just wondering..why do you hate Masky so much?
"Because he steals my job. He’s like the center of attention with out even trying, he gets stuff done with like, no damn effort. I gotta upstage him just to get noticed half the friggin time. Its annoying as fuck. Most of the time, I’ll trip him up and mess with his stuff, try to slow him so it looks like he’s doing a bad job or something." Toby growled, still irritated by the fact that Masky had done one of Toby’s jobs without being told to.
anonymous said:
Do you kill at random? Or do your victims have a significance?
"Ehhh it’s whoever Slender sends me after, really. I think they do, because most of them are like, drug dealers and pimps and other murderers. Like I said, whoever I’m sent after. Also, those who get in my way."
anonymous said:
You ever get fed up with not being able to physically feel things sometimes?
"Ehhh sometimes. It’s useful ‘cause I can’t feel any sensation of pain, like burns or frostbite or stabbings. I can feel pressure though, so if someone had a really strong grip on me, I’d feel that. C.I.P.A sucks though, because if I get injured and I don’t notice it, I could die. Plus I can’t sweat, so that can lead to heat stroke and hypothermia and death. Which sucks. The fact I lived past being a little kid is impressive." Toby cracked his neck to the side. "Yeah, I kinda did some research on this." He added, somewhat sheepishly.
anonymous said:
I never understand this... but why do killers usually kill at night?
"Because there’s usually less so-called "innocent bystanders" out, so less witnesses and less clean-up. Clean up sucks."
stealthcrispies said:
✘ ✉
Send ✘ for an unsent text
> [Unable to send] Where the fuck am I?
> [Unable to send] Fuck it, Masky, where are you? Seriously.
> [Unable to send] WHY WON’T THESE FUCKING SEND
> [Unable to send] That’s right I don’t get reception out here in the midDLE OF FUCKING NO WHERE
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Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
[2:14 AM, Saturday]
> I’m hungry
> WHO THE HELL EMPTIED THE FRIDGE
> IT WAS FULL BEFORE I WENT TO BED
> WHAT THE HELL
anonymous said:
❤ (romantic text)
[10:46 PM, Friday]
> So I do what again, Clocky?
> Sext?
> I don’t know what to do.
> I’m confused?
> I’d draw you like one of my French girls?
[12:32 AM, Saturday]
> CLOCKY ARE YOU OKAY PLEASE RESPOND
anonymous said:
☠ (threatening text)
[9:15 PM, Sunday]
> I swear to god, if you fuckin’ take my job again, you will be my next job.
> And I intend to finish it.
> I’m not joking this time, you will meet the business end of my hatchets.
kikiakana said:
♣ (drunk text)
[12:54 AM, Monday]
> IIIIVVEE EBEEENN EORKING ON TEH RIAL RO AD
> SINCE BEFOR MASKY GOTT HIS AASSS HEERRE
>I DONT EVEN KNOWW THIS SONGG
[2:46 PM, Monday]
> …
> Next time I get drunk, take my phone away from me, please.
anonymous said:
Whats your honest opinion about your fans Toby?
"Depends on them. Some are okay, like the ones that respect the fact I’m with Clocky or that I’m a freakin’ murder and an ass. But the ones who like, make me date their character when I would’t touch em, even with my hatchets, or like, draw my fuckin’ someone or sexual shit and think I’m all "OH RAINBOWS AND WAFFLES" and that I act like a freakin’ six year old and am apparently really nice?? Not even sure where that came from, anyways. But those ones. Those I hate with a burning passion. Jeff, BEN, Slender, they all hate them. Why? Because they seem to think we’re some perfect boyfriend material to fuck. Because we’re not. We don’t love you. The only reason any of us might be nice to you is to get close enough to fuckin’ kill you."
dragonfira101 said:
♣
[3:26 AM, Tuesday]
> Yourr a liz ard maskky
> GET GET GET
> IM FINE Y DO YUO ASSK
> agdi73jdowb75bso..’x*93£
[5:07 PM, Tuesday]
> GODDAMMIT.
> I freaking asked you to take my phone away if I get drunk
> And do you?
> Noooooooooo…
> Piece of shit.
anonymous said:
if you and clockwork ever had kids what would you name them ?
"Okay, I wouldn’t name them, probably let her do it because knowing myself, I’d give them the worst possible names or some shit. I don’t know, pulling names and random words out of a hat or something. Also us having kids? That’s a HORRIBLE idea… Seriously, just think about it. Take your kid to work day? How the hell is that gonna work, that shit will not end well. Like, I’m just picturing the teach or something going ‘Oh, and what did you do for bring your kid to work day?’ ‘I watched my mum and dad chop up some bad people’ ‘…Hello, police?’ Yeah no that’s bad I’d be a terrible father. ‘Okay, these are my hatchets, I use them to kill people, don’t touch em.’ This is never gonna end well, in any fuckin’ universe.”
anonymous said:
Hey Toby, what's your least favourite thing about your "job"?
"Clean up. It freakin sucks because you have to get rid of the body and we keep having to change dumping grounds. We were dumping trash and shit once and we nearly got caught. That was closer than I’d fuckin’ like to happen. At least they thought we were only dumping trash and not bodies. I hate clean up and Masky just complains and doesn’t help sometimes and ugghhhhhh…"
anonymous said:
With that hole in your face, y'know the one you hide with your mask, does it make it hard to eat or drink?
"It’s not so much that as it is things that get in my mouth, like dirt or bugs or something. Kinda part of the reason why I wear the mask, because you think a mosquito bite is bad? Try one inside your mouth and tell me how you like it."
anonymous said:
Is it true you have a hole in your face under your mask Toby? Because if it is thats kinda gross and not adorable at all.
"Fuck yeah it is. Shit happens, ya know. Get an injury, you don’t treat it, infection happens, gets worse when you have no proper medical supplies or training and living in the woods doesn’t help because nothing is clean. Seriously, the most sterile thing out here is… Nothing. There’s a few reasons I wear that mask, covering that hole so bugs don’t fly in my mouth is one of them. And stop calling me adorable, seriously people. It’s getting annoying.”
anonymous said:
Hey Tobi, do tell, did you kill your old classmates, and what was their reaction when they saw you?
"I don’t think anyone’s recognized me. Besides, I don’t know anyone. Mostly people just kind of flip shit when they see someone coming at them with a couple of well-used hatchets. You don’t get the warmest welcome."
anonymous said:
Magical Anon appears! You now have everything in your closet dyed pink!
“GODDAMMIT! HOW THE HELL IS ANYONE GOING TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY NOW?! OKAY THIS IS BULL, MASKY, HOODIE, I’M RAIDING YOUR CLOSETS AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!”
anonymous said:
Magical!Anon is back! Did you like my last ask entry? Many this time I'll bedazzle your hatchets. Or your mouthgaurd, I'm sure Sally would love that!
"YOU AGAIN! DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HATCHETS OR MASK OR GOGGLES OR ANYTHING ELSE I’M A LAUGHING STOCK AS IT IS, SALLY IS ALREADY TRYING TO GET ME TO PLAY DRESS UP I HOPE TO GOD YOU’RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF BECAUSE IF I EVER FIND YOU, YOU’RE DEAD!”
anonymous said:
Do you like irritating masky? How many prosent? 1-100%
"Depends on what he’s doing. If it has nothing to do with work, I usually leave him alone, unless the opportunity is too good to pass up. Like if he doesn’t notice me standing there kind of thing. So I’d say about a 60% really. My personal favourite is just moving his stuff around when he’s not in the cabin. Drives him up the wall, every time."
anonymous said:
♣ (drunk text)
[3:57 AM, Saturday]
> [Unable to send] Spppaaaaccceee
> [Unable to send] y u no seenndddd
> [Unable to send] 5rehl d
[6:24 PM, Saturday]
> Okay, so you put my phone on airplane mode
> Just take the damn thing away, seriously.
anonymous said:
Hey Toby,what's your most irritating or annoying tic/twitch?
"Probably when it’s my hands and I’m trying to do something that requires small movements aND THEN I FUCK UP!”
anonymous said:
☠ (threatening text)
"Back off. This isn’t your god-damn turf, why are you here?” The gas-mask wearer growled at the new-comer. She looked the new-comer up and down, taking in the torn clothes, blood stains splattered across the fabric. Grabbing them by their shirt, she slammed them against the tree.
"Are you fuckin’ poaching? I’m going to give you one chance, kid. You hear me? ONE. If I ever catch your ass around here again, you’ll be hacking up blood. Got it?” She snapped, releasing her angered hold on their shirt.
"Now get out of here, fucker."
anonymous said:
What's it like to live in the woods?
"Pretty quiet, lack of idiots who try to prove to the world that we’re not scary and those who show up get killed within, say, 15 minutes of finding one of us." Toby shrugged. "There’s a lot of things to say about but overall its pretty chill."
———-
"It fucking sucks." Break Away growled. "I have to hike out to find some place that has my chemicals and hike back in with them and it sucks."
anonymous said:
*slaps Toby with a waffle* *flies away on a taco
"…"
"What the ever-loving fuck was that? Jesus, someone must be shit in my drink…" Toby mumbled, looking at the glass in his hand. "Because I have to be trippin’…
zoeyedelstein said:
Petname: Toby-kun. That's all I can think of
Toby simply stands there, eye twitching as his hand slowly moves to his hatchet.
Your best option is to run fast and run far.
Maybe climb a tree.
anonymous said:
Warning, do not get wet, do not feed after midnight.
"Do not feed after midnight… THAT WAS ONCE!" Toby yelped, insulted.
anonymous said:
Warning, highly dangerous and very grumpy.
"True enough. Now leave me the fuck alone." Break Away grumbled, slowly tipping the contents of a small flask into another.
"Unless you want to be a beta tester for this."
anonymous said:
Caution: Please do not, feed, poke, stare at or hug the animals.
Toby’s hands drifted to his hatchets, while Break Away pulled a rag and chemical vial from her bag.
Your best option now, if you wish to preserve your health, is to run fast.
And run far.
anonymous said:
*GIR Screams and hugs Toby* I HEARD YOU LIKE WAFFLLLEEZZZZZZ
A hatchet connected with the top of the robotic creature, before it could finish it’s hug-based attack. The hatchet was raised back up and slammed down again. Toby hacked away at the robot, before he was certain it could no longer move. Gathering the metallic parts, he dragged them all to a pit in the ground. The pit was filled with charred material, ranging from pieces of lumber to the bones of the last job.
Dumping the parts in the pit, Toby pulled an old, battered gas can out of the make-shift shed, as well as a pack of matches. Dousing it in gasoline, he added some wood from a pile of split logs, to make sure it caught.
Striking a match, he watched the small flame dance for a moment before tossing it in the pit. A orange glow erupted forth, as Toby stepped back from the broiling heat.
"Fuckin hate clean up." Toby grumbled, his nose crinkling at the acrid smell of burning plastics. Turing on his heel, he walked away from the bonfire that burned happily in the pit.
anonymous said:
Hey Toby,has Break Away ever helped you with cleanup? (And vice versa)
"We just ignore each other." They responded, at the same time.
"Jinx!" Toby said, to which Break Away lifted up a vial of liquid labelled H2SO4(aq)
"Do you want to test that CIPA of yours?"
"Yeah lets not."
"What I thought. Out." She pointed at the door, vial still in hand, Toby leaving.
"Bitch…"
"I HEARD THAT!" She screamed, a vial being thrown after a Toby who ducked to avoid being hit in the head. While it wouldn’t hurt too much, he didn’t want to chance getting hit in the head with most likely lethal chemicals.
just-a-bored-seamstress said:
(For Mod,Toby and Break Away cuz eh why not?
) How was your vacation/summer?"Well, it was the same old shit. Get a job, finish the job, clean up the job, do nothing until I get another job. Sooooo… Boring. For the most part. Ya know, there really is not much to do here…" Toby shrugged.
"Quieter. Not that I’m complaining." Break Away glared at Toby, who slowly put the chemicals back on her desk. "Just leave my shit alone, will ya? Or those hatchets of yours are getting an acid bath and you’ll never get them back."
"My summer was pretty chill and laid back. But now life is chaos. I need to sleep more." The Mod answered, yawning.
"Okay, where the hell did they even come from?" Toby asked, jerking a thumb in the direction of the mod.
"Fuck if I know…"
"I should probably run now…"
kikiakana said:
Hey Toby, Break Away, you guys back?
AUDIO RESPONSE VERSION
"Yeah we are. Well, I am. No idea if she is."
"I’m over here, you dumb fuck."
"No need to be rude, Jesus. Someone on her period or some shit?"
"There is a need to be rude around your stupid ass, ya prick.”
"I’m going to ignore that. Besides, did you hear someone new might be joining us soon?"
"Great, more idiots to mess up my shit. And my day was going so well…”
"Hey, you better watch out with this guy, if you like your kidneys."
"The fuck does that mean, eh?"
"You’ll see!"
stealthcrispies said:
✉ (Is it cheating by not having a muse on tumblr really.)
(One day, my muse disappears without a trace. Send ✉ for the letter your muse receives from mine years later.)
Man that traffic was slow as balls. Sorry I’m late.
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So that's the first batch - not all of them are here, just some of my favourites.
