Creepypasta Headcanons

(This will be updated as I have my headcanons)

Started on June 16, 2014.

So let's start off with everyone's favourite duo, Masky and Hoodie. There's a pretty common joke that they eat a lot of cheesecake, (Hoodie more so, I believe) but I imagine it differently.
Cheesecake is probably a rare treat for them, that they maybe only get twice or thrice a year, if they're lucky. If another gives them a gift of it, they're very appreciative and will usually try to repay them. 

Ticci Toby doesn't care for waffles. Or pancakes. And hates it when people thinks he does. He's hard to faze, and as such, he can witness someone he knows getting horribly injured and barely blink, unless it Clockwork, who cares about immensely. 

Smile.Dog is actually a lot smart than people give him credit for - he can usually get his point across, and understand what is being said around him.  He also hangs out with Jeff not because he's a pet, but because he chooses to. 

Slenderman is constantly annoyed with how humans portray him and the interesting members of his "family" - he gets annoyed with others very easily and forces himself to stay calm.

(from CreepyJC) Trenderman has the ability to freeze his body, making him appear to be a store mannequin.
He also has a thing for a store clerk. This came from the following: [X] I ship it


Offenderman does live up to his name, but he's surprisingly polite and actually only goes after rapists and no one else. If he's out and about, and he sees someone being attacked and there's a possibiltiy of them being raped, he'll help them get away and drag off their attacker. You know what happens next.

BEN actually only wears the Link outfit when he absolutely needs to. He prefers to go bare-foot and dress a bit more comfortably, like below. (That outfit was based off of an old drawing of Kasotway's) He also doesn't hack as much as people think. He can, but for the most part, he only hacks to track someone down, or scare and mess with them. Sure, he'll game, watch TV, but he actually likes reading and music. He prefers instrumentals, but will listen to anything he really likes. 



Jeff doesn't really look anything like what his story describes. He probably looks more like this; 

(Reasons in the description, click on the thumbnail~)

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Added, June 18, 2014
Eyeless jack doesn't actually have grey skin, as commonly thought. His skin is actually pale, with a slight yellowish tinge to it, looking very sick. (Like he belongs in ICU or something) He was a medical student, training to become a surgeon, but got caught up in some nasty business involving a cult. His learnings from medical school enable him to quickly administer anaesthesia to someone, get the organs he needs, sew up the incision and get out. 

There's two kinds of Proxies, Branded and Blooded. Branded proxies are the most common, simply having a brand, which looks like a tattoo, of the demon's sigil, or symbol, on their skin. It's colour and location varies from Proxy to proxy. Majority of demons can do this. Sometimes, the possible proxy can agree to getting the brand or not. Branding also freezes the ageing process, and makes them a lot harder to kill. They can take a bullet to the brain and not die. They're not immortal, it simply takes a lot more to keep them down for good. 

Blooded proxies, such as Razorback, on the other hand, don't always get a say in the matter. You can't brand a dying human. Blooded proxies can feel pain their master does, but they don't show it. Not everyone who is blooded survives. Some go into shock and die, those who get past the initial shock can turn self-destructive. If they manage to get past that, then they will survive. They also inherit a personality trait or two from the demon who blooded them; this can range from a positive one (IE: Organized) to not always positive. (IE: Sadistic) Not all demons are able to use this method, only high-level demons can. Most choose not to, as it is excruciatingly painful and takes a long time. Branding is a quick, not very painful, option.